Various sources indicate that Giamatti is in talks with Oliver Stone to star as Karl Rove in Stone's upcoming biopic on George W. Bush. I wonder if Karl Rove will become angry that George Clooney isn't playing him and if so, will he start a "Swift Boat" style smear campaign against our beloved PG?!
May I suggest these Karl, if you are reading:
* Paul Giamatti's father is involved in an organization in which people carry large blunt objects around and hit things with them. Sounds fishy.
* Paul eschewed typical family values by appearing in a movie about shock jock Howard Stern.
* Paul one time supported evil video game culture by appearing as a voice in one. That is one step removed from murdering a child.
See! It's easy. I could go all night folks. Seriously though, this might work. Here is a comparison photo:
